London Fashion Weak 24/02/10

Not that bad...

But your glasses make you look like Where's Wally (or Waldo for you American infidels). Sort it out (love).

Moisies Pêches

"Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion". Peaches Geldof Nov 28 2008, Nylon Magazine. Evidently, my dear. You look bloody awful. Dress by Pam "Oink Oink" Hogg (also shit).

Four Letter Word, ends in -UNT, exclusively female.

Charlotte's Web Meets Unfortunate Fishing Accident. Cryptic clue answer? Aunt. You horrible people.

Sorry love.

No hiding your leopard camel toe. Even with a dangly alarm clock. In the words of Tony the Tiger, "They're grrreat". X

The Elle Fashion Awkwards

Straight from the Elle website. No originality in fashion so no need for an apology. Just a tissue to crank over these beauties.

A-wait for it-Mazing...(not)

Good luck children. May you never grace this site...